memeage

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Okay, how badass is this? I get a trained cheetah, a castle the hovers over a freakin' volcano...and ninjas. Oh yeah and everyone is required to worship me. This is the regime to end all regimes.

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Majesty - straight-up, no fuss
Your symbol is:	the eagle, for grace, power, and big freaking wings
You rule from:	a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:	your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda!
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is:	Free alcohol to pretty people if they sit with ugly people
Your least popular law is:	All religions required to write you into their doctrines
Your worst enemy is:	Ringo Starr, but you can't remember why . . .
Your popularity rating is:	38%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	7%

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[pinkpolarity.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I couldn't possibly *not* do that meme. I got the Mordor-castle, too. And a hot Captain of the Guard (*cough*named "Tavington"*cough*).