Dear Mumsie,

I know it's a parental thing to lecture about stuff like water intake, but did you miss the bit where I said I've been practically surgically attached to a three-liter bottle of water since Saturday? And then you lecture me about eating enough fruit...after I've told you that that's almost all I ate all weekend.

If you really must lecture me, could you be sure to not lecture me about doing something that I'm already doing?

Love,

Fuego