This Is A Real Email That I Just Processed.

[badstar]

"I Just Trnd On My Computer and It Just Wontend My To Re Lond It A gean And I Just Reand Stold It 2 Days A Go .It Dont Exspir Taol The 9-3-2008. And It haes Bean Workeng Un Teal now"


Thanks gawds he added the error code or I never would have been able to do anything with it.

How do these people get computers????

Comments

[dragonprince72.livejournal.com]

That HAS to be a joke. NOBODY talks that dumb normally by nature. Besides I can't even understand what they're saying or trying to say from "and" to "9-3-2008". There needs to be a disclaimer on help desk websites - "If you can't write your email to us with 85% english proficiency, we reserve the right to post your email on hillbilly bulletin boards and laugh our butts off at you". What did you do about this email if you can say?

[fuego.livejournal.com]

That HAS to be a joke. NOBODY talks that dumb normally by nature.

Never underestimate the power of Teh Stoopid.

[chironcentaur.livejournal.com]

What did the English language ever do to you that you treat it so horribly. :-(

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

Maybe it kicked them really hard in their childhood or something. They've got bad memories of it now and feel the need to abuse it back.

[penguinicity.livejournal.com]

That's got to be the result of really bad voice-to-text software. And if it's not, then fingers in ears la la la I can't hear you.

[theophania.livejournal.com]

Oh my wow! That sounds like the stupid people who message me on Skype and who don't know English or Greek but who like making nusences of themselves. Some really want to try and learn, but it's so annoying. Others just pretend as if they know english and don't even ask for help.

[tomatoe333.livejournal.com]

O HAI I CAN HAS TECH SPPRT?

KTHXBYE

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

maekz purfukt senz 2 mi. What the hell is wrong with these people, ahhhh!!!!!!