Needed: Interpreter. To Translate "Renee"

[badstar]

I'm kinda sick of having to explain my thoughts to other people. Why can't y'all just grasp what I'm saying? Is it really too much to ask for people to be able to follow and comprehend the insane jumble of incoherency that frequently spews forth from my brain? It's not THAT difficult, is it? (Please note that the preceeding was in jest. Or at least, that's what I want you to think.)

To that effect, I think I should hire a translator. Someone to organize my thoughts for me, so I can spend that time thinking more effed-up thoughts and not worry about making sense of them for the rest of the world. All you need to do is transcribe, type them up and organize them into coherency. Burn them to CD-ROM and I'll look over them and approve them once a week for publication.

Any takers?

Comments

*giggle*

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Re: *giggle*

[fuego.livejournal.com]

now that's what I'm talking about!