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Dear Motormouth,

I'm sure that you noticed that when I got on the bus, I was wearing headphones. And reading. No doubt you noticed that I had a book in front of my face. And while it's perfectly acceptabe to say "Hi, how are you" or other brief pleasantries, what on earth would posess you to launch into a full dissertation on your summers at camp as a kid and how pathetic you were at archery and how some camp counselor took pity on you and bought you a snowcone? And do you really think I wanted to hear about how you used to collect popsicle sticks? Oh yeah, and when I sit further back on the bus than where you are when I get on, following me isn't necessary. In the future, please refrain from such things.

All the best,

Fuego

Dear People Who Don't Bother To Speak English Decently,

(This is not directed at people who are still learning to speak English)

There is no "f" in "th" so it's not "Norf Avenue", "Luferville" or "souf"

Neither is there a "v" in "th". "Breathe" does not rhyme with "leave".

Please learn to conjugate "To be". It's not difficult. I am, you are, he/she/it is, we are, you all are, they are.

Oh yeah...and use the past tense when appropriate.

Saying "A'ight" makes you sound extremely stupid.

Words like "down" and "town" have one (1) syllable. Not "day-own" and "tay-own"

Cheers!

Fuego