You May Be A Satanist If...

[badstar]

-you wear strange t-shirts
-you wear strange pendants
-you listen to loud music
-you like horror movies

Wow, myself included, I think that at least one of those points applies to just about everyone I know. I'm surrounded by Satanists!

Comments

lol

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

wow, good thing i hate scary movies. :-D

[marilyth.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I just love mass judgement and ... oh what's it called... Profiling... no, starts with an "S"... help me out here ;)

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

's'?? hmmm. sarcastic stereotyping of some satanists? :-)

[linkslut.livejournal.com]

Hail Santa!
Err, Satan.
Or something.

Yeah. are you a santanist?

[marilyth.livejournal.com]

That's IT!!! Stereotyping ;)

[purplelover13.livejournal.com]

I'm seeing a Satanist...they're really not bad people, if you take the time to actually learn what Satanism is...

[shockwave.livejournal.com]

here we go:

-strange t-shirts-check
-strange pendants-check
-loud music-check
-horror movies-check

I guess you can count me in. :) awesome :)

[fuego.livejournal.com]

I always knew you were into the occult :-P

[fuego.livejournal.com]

yeah....i know...satanism doth noth equal devil worship.

i'm told that LaVey's "The Satanic Witch" reads very similarly to Hugh Heffner's Playboy Manifesto.

[katskorner.livejournal.com]

I got the last 2 of these covered...well, when I can...I've got the t-shirt one covered too! ;-P

I'm not really into necklaces...too much...they're a phase thing...I wear them in clusters and phases...about every other year or so. ;-P

[purplelover13.livejournal.com]

Doesn't surprise me one bit if it does...LOL!

[dcnblus.livejournal.com]

funny... but I'd think, tho, that one of the key attributes to being a Satanist would be a belief in Satan.

For as much as I wear strange t-shirts and pendants, listen to loud music, and think of horror movies as comedies with lots of special effects, I still don't meet the primary membership criterion for such a group :)