If I Were...

Swiped from margoeve

If I were a stone, I would be: Goldstone...orange and sprakly
If I were a tree, I would be: whatever tree pineapple grows on...
If I were a bird, I would be: sun conure
If I were a machine, I would be: a camera
If I were a tool, I would be: a paintbrush
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: bronze iris
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: an electrical storm at sunset
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Phoenix...it dies in flame and is reborn of it's own ashes...my name...Renee means reborn...
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: tenor saxophone
If I were an animal, I would be a: dragonfly
If I were a color, I would be: metallic
If I were an emotion, I would be: quiet but passionate undersanding
If I were a vegetable, I would be: medium-hot chilli pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: listen to the sound of the red-hot coals of a fire sometime...(no, I'm not joking, they really do make a sound...and it's beautiful.)
If I were an Element, I would be: What kind of silly question is this? Fire. I am fire. Periodic element? Neon's cool.
If I were a car, I would be: Uh..dunno...Sunfire?
If I were a song, I would be: The Other Side Of Life by The Moody Blues or I'm The Girl by Heather Nova
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: someone who knows me really well, just for a little while so I can see myself as others see me.
If I were a movie, I would be: Fearless
If I were a food, I would be: blackberry cheesecake
If I were a place, I would be: the heart of a city
If I were a material, I would be: dupioni silk
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet, ripe pineapple
If I were a religion, I would be: Ultimate Truth
If I were a word, I would be: fiamma
If I were an object, I would be: a snowflake
If I were a body part I would be: hands and eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: that look just as you're about to kiss someone...
If I were a subject in school I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Daria Morgendorfer
If I were a shape I would be: freeform, fluid and everchanging
If I were a number I would be: 4
If I were a month I would be: August
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: late afternoon/evening when the sun is low and the light is gold...and Midnight
If I were a direction I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: I can't see myself as furniture...
If I were a sin I would be: Hereticism (Is that a word? It is now)
If I were a historical figure I would be: Joan Of Arc
If I were a liquid I would be: paint
If I were a method of death I would be: burning