Dashing The Hopes Of My Many Admirers

[badstar]

I am off the market. For, until she returns stateside, or until I figure out a way to get to Switzerland, I pine away in undying love for liritsvoice

Though...she's a bit accusatory...

Comments

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Were your employers offering me a job? Hmmmmm? What ideas had you for me to sustain myself in a foreign country?

Besides *sniff* how could I ever leave my job of professional masochism!?!

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

you've *SOB* you've chosen your career, over me!!!! how *could* you, love, how COULD you?!??! i feel so... betrayed. well, no more of this. i'm going out. to eat GINGER. with someone else. someone who wields the chopsticks with greater skill.

[fuego.livejournal.com]

i don't know! i don't know what I was thinking! i was foolish and blinded by the bright lights and glare of the brilliant 30" displays and aluminum casing! I'm sorry! I've learned my lesson! Come back! I'm lost without you!

i would do anything for love, but i wont do that

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

oh, my darling, of course youre forgiven. lets never fight again!! now tear yourself away from the screen and prove your devotion to me!!! oh, but i know how attractive and tempting those bright shiney things are. perhaps it would help matters if i were to adorn myself with tinfoil?

Re: i would do anything for love, but i wont do that

[fuego.livejournal.com]

You want me to prove your devotion...but you just quoted Meatloaf at me?