Feline Defiance Of The Laws Of Physics

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When a cat's paws come to rest on one's sternum or clavicle, said cat becomes the weight of a Clydesdale for the duration of said rest.

Comments

[seaya.livejournal.com]

The solar plexus is just about the worst :).

But I'd give almost anything to have TBK back again so she could make me feel uncomfortable by stepping on it :).

[fuego.livejournal.com]

i'm sure you would. poor kitty. :-/

[linzbinz.livejournal.com]

SO. TRUE.

[pagandenma.livejournal.com]

And most cats will try to lay on your chest/stomach area - even if you've just had gall bladder surgery (four small scars and numerous bandages) or if you're about four months pregnant . . .

I guess they just wanna make me feel better, but Yeowch!

[justchelsea.livejournal.com]

Xena likes to do that, right after my alarm goes off in the morning. I think she's come to expect that she'll be fed when the alarm goes, but if I hit snooze she comes and kneeds me in the chest. ow....