From An Email I Was About To Delete

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"In addition, we're adding a new level of sponsorship: Benefactors. For
a donation of $50, you'll get all of the above, a *organization* messenger bag, a
fortune cookie, a hug from *organization*'s president, and our undying
gratitude**.


[more of the message removed]




Thank you for your support!

Blessings,
*Some Silly Pagan Name*
*Some Official Sounding Title*





** Estimated value of our undying gratitude: $0.02.