Give Me Sex.
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badstarSo, yesterday at work, Rich (trainer and QC guy) IMed one of the tier two guys with a question.
The conversation went like this:
Rich: Hey, Henry how's it going?
Henry: Give me sex.
It took several minutes before Rich could respond and in the meantime he turned several colors which I'm reasonably sure are not found in nature. Now, keep in mind that 1. Henry is not a native speaker of English and 2. Yeah, we're pretty sure it was a typo.
But "Give me sex." or some reference to this has become a staple comment on the team. Today we had to transfer a powerpoint presentation from a computer to one of the video conferencing units. First, we had to make a presentation, but it just had to have one or two slides to comprise a file. So...the first slide said "Give me sex. Love, Henry." which would up being on the screen for half the day. And about every other time someone walked into the room with a question, the answer would be something like "I don't know, but if you give Henry sex, he might tell you."
It is probably a good thing that this poor guy works up in Massachusetts.
Lots of fun working with almost all guys. I hear way too much about baseball and world of warcraft (not that WOW is a guy thing, I know several women who are addicted beyond belief) but there are also some of the most random conversations. Like, somehow today I managed to inspire a conspiracy to shut down the Hunt Valley Walmart and turn the place into a giant strip club.
These are the same people that I will be working with when I switch to night shift in a few weeks. Which should be entertaining.
The conversation went like this:
Rich: Hey, Henry how's it going?
Henry: Give me sex.
It took several minutes before Rich could respond and in the meantime he turned several colors which I'm reasonably sure are not found in nature. Now, keep in mind that 1. Henry is not a native speaker of English and 2. Yeah, we're pretty sure it was a typo.
But "Give me sex." or some reference to this has become a staple comment on the team. Today we had to transfer a powerpoint presentation from a computer to one of the video conferencing units. First, we had to make a presentation, but it just had to have one or two slides to comprise a file. So...the first slide said "Give me sex. Love, Henry." which would up being on the screen for half the day. And about every other time someone walked into the room with a question, the answer would be something like "I don't know, but if you give Henry sex, he might tell you."
It is probably a good thing that this poor guy works up in Massachusetts.
Lots of fun working with almost all guys. I hear way too much about baseball and world of warcraft (not that WOW is a guy thing, I know several women who are addicted beyond belief) but there are also some of the most random conversations. Like, somehow today I managed to inspire a conspiracy to shut down the Hunt Valley Walmart and turn the place into a giant strip club.
These are the same people that I will be working with when I switch to night shift in a few weeks. Which should be entertaining.
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Date: 2007-05-13 01:24 am (UTC)