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Jun. 25th, 2007 01:37 pmOh, tea tree oil soap, how I lovest thee,
Thou takest away the itch left by thy cruelest of mosquitoes
on a warm summer night spent 'neath the moon and stars...and streetlights of Baltimore.
Oh, such soap, with your sweetly spicy perfume
and properties of anti-itch,
to you I do write pathetic odes
and embarrass myself
upon Teh Intarnetz.
Without you, such a scratchy mess I would be.
Cause the mosquito bites are that bad, and Doc Bronner's tea tree oil castille soap really does make the itch stop. Way up there on my list of items I couldn't live without.
Thou takest away the itch left by thy cruelest of mosquitoes
on a warm summer night spent 'neath the moon and stars...and streetlights of Baltimore.
Oh, such soap, with your sweetly spicy perfume
and properties of anti-itch,
to you I do write pathetic odes
and embarrass myself
upon Teh Intarnetz.
Without you, such a scratchy mess I would be.
Cause the mosquito bites are that bad, and Doc Bronner's tea tree oil castille soap really does make the itch stop. Way up there on my list of items I couldn't live without.