Those Crazy Swiss People!

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*looks at her leatherman, looks at the screen, looks at her leatherman, looks at the screen...*

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312483,00.html

ORANGEBURG, N.Y. — You wouldn't want to use it to carve a Thanksgiving turkey, but if you need to push a cuticle, measure a tire tread, clean a golf club or adjust a bicycle spoke, this is the knife for you.

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Hey chironcentaur have you ever seen so many implements of pain and torture in a single neat little, slightly-more-than-pocket-sized package?


The former Girl Scout in me says "Wow...shiny. I could take that to camp!"

The realist in me puts in one of her rare appearances and says "Um...who needs that? and how in the HELL would you hold it to use it- it would require both hands! I'll take my leatherman, which ONLY has four screwdrivers (one phillips, three flathead), a knife, scissors, can/bottle opener, needlenose pliers and two types of wire cutters. And I can use it with one hand."

Thanks be to saratoga80 for posting this first.

Comments

[chironcentaur.livejournal.com]

Wow, its the only weapon I would ever need. And because its so small I'd have to get really close up to do the torture and killing. Which I would like, being a depraved, sadistic asshole and all. :-D

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Thought you'd love that one.

I'm sure you'll go to sleep dreaming of all the twisted, creative things you could do with it.

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

All ya really need is a large caste iron skillet, in my humble opinion.

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

Ich, is the Phil going to want one of those???

[aphiorogue.livejournal.com]

I know he will be disappointed but the hubby is sooo not getting that for christmas. ;) (I have to much yarn I want to buy - yeah yarn) Seriously though. Can you imagine the depression that would set in if you lost that "pocket knife" I use the quote cause could that really fit in a pocket??