Oh My God...NO!

[badstar]

Quite the um...*special*...response to our roommate posting...Observe Russell's writing skillz...

Hi my name is russell 26 like sports rap rock just about anything ,Iam from v.a. i do like to drink only on weekend unless i have the day off and no were to go. I love to get to know new people and get along with all the peps. hun mean!!!! funny crazy and just like to have fun and but i dont dissrespect anyone , but i dont have alot of friends up here hope you all have some to give to me , hope you have a good holiday weekend,. I work in owings mill for shire phama~! from 4pm to 12am,and if you need a good job i gotsyou.my number at work is (phone number) no home phone.and lost cell but my roommate dont mind if you call her phone and leave a mes. (phone number) looks 1-10 5 but thats me have to see in person. brown hair blue eyes 5"11-155 w-m and if you need ref-please let me know. and background check to . i can move in asap.realy layed back can of guy and very open minded.TO anything.

Comments

[bitchiekittie.livejournal.com]

XXX HOT TEENAGE SLUTS NEXT DOOR!

wow. also, he has strangers calling him at work, and no other contact info? yeah, sure, you'll be wanting to give him your home address.

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

realy layed back can of guy and very open minded.TO anything.
that's the kicker.
yea, you really want to live with THAT genius.

[katskorner.livejournal.com]

Oh for sure...they'll want 20 of him around, don't ya know!?! ;-P

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

oh yea, a whole legion. open to ANYTHING.

[katskorner.livejournal.com]

LOL! Some people are just idiots! I'm telling ya, they truely are! Not that you, having the job that you have, didn't already know that.

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

yep. lol. you're preaching to the choir on that one. :)

[katskorner.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee, don't I know that! :)

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

;)

[penguinicity.livejournal.com]

Boy seems to have confused the apartment wanted section with the personal ads.