Why Didn't Anyone Think Of It Before?

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The Simpsons Tarot!!!!!

(actually, someone probably did, but trademarks and licensing and all....)

but think of it...

The Fool: Homer (or Ralph Wiggum)
The Magician: Professor Frink
The High Priestess: Lisa (Or Miss Krabapple)
The Empress: Apu's wife (or Marge)
The Emperor: Mayor Quimby (or Homer)
The Hierophant: Jebediah Springfield (or Abe or Superintendant Chalmers or Flanders)
The Lovers: Karl & Lenny
The Chariot: the couch (or Bart's skateboard or the station wagon)
Strength: Marge
The Hermit: Moe (or Abe or Apu, or the Comic Book Guy)
The Wheel Of Fortune: the Forbidden Doughnut! like there was anything else it could be!
Justice: Cheif Wiggum
The Hanged Man: Flanders
Death: Montgomery Burns (or Abe or Itchy & Scratchy)
Temperance: Smithers
The Devil: Bart (or Nelson or Snake)
The Tower: The Springfield Lemon Tree (or the Tire Fire, or the power plant)
The Star: Maggie
The Moon: Maude Flanders (or Lisa)
The Sun: Troy McClure (or Kent Brockman)
Judgement: Reverend Lovejoy
The World: the town of Springfield

Comments

[tomatoe333.livejournal.com]

Montgomery Burns MUST be included in there somehow... it's a moral imperative!

[fuego.livejournal.com]

ya know, i thought i had him in there but i realzed after the fact that i didn't, but it was like 3 in the morning and i was ready to go to bed