Therapeutic Letter Writing

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Dear Guy At Hechts:

So it's not really that big a deal that you didn't hold the door open for me on the way into the store despite the fact that I was an entire armlength behind you, but did you really have to attempt to pull the door closed behind you as I grabbed the handle to walk through? Both times?

Cordially,

Fuego



Dear Prospective Employer,

If you're posting a help wanted ad, and the job in question requires

1. That the employee own a car and
2. That the employee engage in a certain amount of travel as part of the job duties,

Would it not be most prudent and expeditious to state those facts in the ad so as to avoid wasting my time sending a resume and your time calling me only to discuss that AFTER offering me an interview?

Sincerely,

Fuego

Comments

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

people are idiots. wanna join me in alaska to see if living with wolves would be an improvement?

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

oh, and for the hechts guy, i think i'd find 'therapeutic slashing of tires' a more productive use of time. teehee!! :-D

[unprotoize.livejournal.com]

Ooh ooh! Can I join in?

Dear guy on crowded bus,

I am glad you have such a profound sense of entitlement that you feel free to spread your legs as wide as possible, taking up as much space as possible, to protect your oh-so-large, oh-so-precious package. We can stand, we don't mind!

Sincerely,

unprotoize