The Funniest Thing I've Read In The Wicker Man So Far....

[badstar]

Someone's a bit fanatical about their NC fandom....

This movie was ok!! BUT DO NOT USE NICHOLAS CAGE!!!!
MORONS!! who le thim do this movie!! poor actor choice.. he has a trail of awsoem movies.. and to el thim be in this one and die at the end!! what the hell you thinking!!!!!!! This is the worst movie choice he ever could have made!! I am very DISAPPOINTED in the his choice of this movie!! i am a huge fan of his!! I honostly belive he was black mailed in to this!! I can teblive he would actually agrre to this movie!!! what teh helll were people thinking!!!!


Okay, calm down, take a deep breath and count to ten. Listen hon, it's a fact of life. Sometimes characters die in movies. That doesn't mean that the actor dies in real life. You know, I betchaqNC is alive and well and reading scripts for his next big flick right now...or maybe he's already filming for one! Maybe his character won't die in the next one.

Also, I'm no expert but I don't believe that it's common practice to blackmail someone into being paid millions of dollars to star in a movie.

Comments

[nofate301.livejournal.com]

could you put a spoiler warning?

thanks.

[ranger-hotsauce.livejournal.com]

On a movie that's 30 years old? Isn't there a statute of limitations on that sort of thing? Hey, guess what, Soylent Green is made from people!!
/smartass

[nofate301.livejournal.com]

as far as I know...wickerman isn't a month old to me. so bite me

btw, darth vader is luke's father.

[ranger-hotsauce.livejournal.com]

Bruce Willis is a ghost, and Rosebud is a sled!

[resident-geek.livejournal.com]

The older one was so much better. I do recommend it. It's a little corny too, but significantly more edgy and creepy. And psychotic.

[fuego.livejournal.com]

i thought the original was just awful...and fell asleep after maybe half an hour. (woke up just in time for the end though)

[ranger-hotsauce.livejournal.com]

But the music was good! But then, I'm a sucker for anything with Scottish fiddles.

[pinkpolarity.livejournal.com]

So it wasn't just me? *relieved smile*

(BTW, these Pagans who think the original was nearly sacred and wish they could live on Summerisle really, really creep me out. Just sayin'.)

[purplelover13.livejournal.com]

Guess I know how that movie ends now...gee thanks.

[bitchiekittie.livejournal.com]

that movie sucked. and I am generally very accepting of all horror movies, suckiness and all.

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

he dies in the end?