HELP WANTED

[badstar]

First an announcement...

I took over the world on Tuesday. You never even noticed, I'm that good.

Now...Because I've taken over the world, it seems I need some assistance in doing my bidding. To that end, there are some job openings. I'm not sure exactly how many or exactly what....but I've decided on this...

If you would like to be considered for a job as one of my semi-evil henchmen/henchwomen, please submit a resume and a list of special skills, fluent languages, super powers, any information that I may find useful in considering you for employment. Please specify what position on my staff you think you would be best suited for.

Also, I have not thought too much about compensation, please include what you would expect in a reasonable compensation package for this sort of job.

Make it all nice and neat so I can read it. Forward it to me and if I am interested in hiring, we'll negotiate title, compentsation etc.

Oh yeah...and it's already been asked...there will be no signing of names in blood. I prefer sparkly red gel pen. From this point on, anything written in sparkly gel pen is eternal.

Serious inquiries only, no phone calls please.

Comments

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

hmmm, i'll take a security or communications job as i am experienced at both. :) my husband is also a mechanic and plumber, which i think would help out. as compensation, we would like to live in our own wing of your palace, hell you can't possibly use it all anyway. :) we would also like full health benefits, two weeks paid vacation, full time assistants to run things for us when we're on vacation and on site childcare for when we start our family. :) a company car and free meals would also be nice. :) hehehe.

[fuego.livejournal.com]

once i locate my palace, i'll get back to you on that one....right now i'm in an apartment...

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[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

hehe ok. just let me know!