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Dear Fucktard,

You have a most fascinating definition of "fraud".

Please sir, do go right ahead and attempt to file a lawsuit. When the court sees that you refused to follow provided directions to get the software on your computer working properly, they will likely point and laugh at your "fraud" suit.

Additionally, it is well disclosed on the software packaging and inserts, as well as on the website and in the terms of use that you agree to when you install the program that the license is good for one year at which point you must either purchase a new license or cease to use our program. Which choice you take is entirely up to you. But it is well documented. This is also not fraud.

Enclosed, please find a dictionary with the definition for "fraud" clearly marked and highlighted. Once you have read and memorized the definition, please apply dictionary repeatedly with copious force to your forehead. If you do not wish to do this, please call me and I will be most delighted to do it for you.

Thank you most kindly for your attention to this matter.

Cordially,

Fuego

Comments

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

You have the best customers ever!!!!

[needa.livejournal.com]

Oh, Fuego, I think I love you!

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Awwww....you would say that now that I'm not single anymore, wouldn't you? :-P

[needa.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm preparing my vile plot to steal you away!

Say, do you find kidnapping romantic? Doh. There goes that idea!

[fuego.livejournal.com]

I've known you for almost nine years now and you're just now going to try to pull something like that? Geez. Why couldn't you have done somehting like that back when my life was boring?

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

If you are not a member of techsupport may I share this over there?

[fuego.livejournal.com]

I am actually, and did intend to put it over there....i should have it up there shortly...