Therapeutic Letter Writing....

[badstar]

Dear Universe,

This isn't funny, really. First Tony. Then Gary. And Roland, Ogie and Tiffany. Now the new coworker.

Who the hell do I have to blow around here to get a coworker that doesn't snore?

Not only does she snore but her head bobs back and forth with each snore like something I've only ever previously seen in cartoons.

Seriously, knock it off.

Running out of patience,

Fuego

Comments

[needa.livejournal.com]

Who the hell do I have to blow around here to get a coworker that doesn't snore?

When you open the door, lay out the welcome mat, and roll out a red carpet with a remark like that, somebody will walk through it.

“Hey, if you're giving 'em out anyway...!”

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Gah, this situation is driving me crazy, but that's how I feel right now. WHY is it such a difficult thing???

[liritsvoice.livejournal.com]

Can't you just throw things at them and wake them up? Or play really loud music or something?

[fuego.livejournal.com]

The music thing has yet to work- you'd think that cranking to the drum-n-bass would discourage sleeping on the job but amazingly enough...it doesn't