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Mar. 26th, 2006 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badstarDear Ferrari,
I love you, but I would appreciate if you would keep your claws out of my flesh. I think that's a reasonable arrangement
Love,
The Human That Feeds You
I love you, but I would appreciate if you would keep your claws out of my flesh. I think that's a reasonable arrangement
Love,
The Human That Feeds You
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Date: 2006-03-27 03:47 am (UTC)It was the third time that I read your post, before I finally stopped thinking "Car, claws?"
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Date: 2006-03-27 03:48 am (UTC)Ferrari is my cat's name.
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Date: 2006-03-27 03:54 am (UTC)As a result I've barely been online, and have also spent a fair amount of time away from work.
It hasn't been the most pleasant of times of late, but I'm back at work now, and mum's surgery has been postponed because the Australian hospital system is grossly inadequate.
how is everything for you?
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:21 am (UTC)i'm ok. looknig for a new job, that's abut the state of it.
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:38 am (UTC)So far I am one of twelve people who made it to stage 4 (of 5) of the application process. I know of one person who has dropped out at this stage, so there are now eleven of us left.
We had 30 people who made it to stage 3. I have no idea how many people applied.
This position is the main thing stopping me from looking for another job.
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:11 am (UTC)Dear Sage,
I'm glad you have fun when we go for walks, but you drool way to much. You may be a golden retriever, but you slobber like a St. Bernard. I'm going to have to put a hand towel in my pocket now. Any way you can stem the saliva tide?
Love,
the human who feeds, walks, and bathes you.
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:13 am (UTC)It's quite reasonable a request...too bad felines aren't so reasonable, eh?
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:26 am (UTC)Dear Stripes,
Why is it every time I pet you, you wind up wanting to fight me?
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Date: 2006-03-27 01:21 pm (UTC)Could you please stop licking out the bathtub after my shower? My pregnant stomach can only handle so much ick, and this is a bit too much. Besides, soap scum can't taste THAT good, can it? Didn't you like chewing on my hair better anyway?
Sincerely,
Your Two-Legged Mom
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Dear Cottontail,
Could you please stop freaking out whenever the dog crosses your path? I know he's 6 times your size, but all he really wants to do is sniff your buttt, honest. He's not going to eat you. Would some catnip help your poor high-strung little self?
Love,
The Two-Legged Mom
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Dear Mopsy,
Could you please stop trying to beat up your sisters? All they want to do is play with you. Why do you insist on hissing at them all the time? Should I hire a pet therapist? Because darlin', you've got issues.
Love,
Your concerned Two-Legged Mom
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That would be my three cats in a nutshell . . .
May I use you LJ for a comment?
Date: 2006-03-27 08:13 pm (UTC)