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Mar. 26th, 2006 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badstarDear Ferrari,
I love you, but I would appreciate if you would keep your claws out of my flesh. I think that's a reasonable arrangement
Love,
The Human That Feeds You
I love you, but I would appreciate if you would keep your claws out of my flesh. I think that's a reasonable arrangement
Love,
The Human That Feeds You
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:11 am (UTC)Dear Sage,
I'm glad you have fun when we go for walks, but you drool way to much. You may be a golden retriever, but you slobber like a St. Bernard. I'm going to have to put a hand towel in my pocket now. Any way you can stem the saliva tide?
Love,
the human who feeds, walks, and bathes you.