Meant to post this yesterday...
Jan. 5th, 2010 10:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badstarDear Baltimore,
For fuck's sake, why can't anyone in this city wear clothes that fit? If your have a 1:1 ass width to height ratio, do the world a favor and wear jeans that haven't been shrink-wrapped onto your carcass with an industrial heat gun. When more of your stomach and ass is sticking out of your jeans than is stuffed into it, that really should be an indication that you need some new jeans.
Really not loving it,
Fuego
For fuck's sake, why can't anyone in this city wear clothes that fit? If your have a 1:1 ass width to height ratio, do the world a favor and wear jeans that haven't been shrink-wrapped onto your carcass with an industrial heat gun. When more of your stomach and ass is sticking out of your jeans than is stuffed into it, that really should be an indication that you need some new jeans.
Really not loving it,
Fuego
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Date: 2010-01-06 05:26 am (UTC)*tries to get up, wiping tears from my eyes*
*does not succeed, laughs hard enough to bust a capillary while repeating "1:1 width to height ratio". *
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Date: 2010-01-06 05:27 am (UTC)