It's My Latest Party Trick...

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Idiot: "Are you talking to me?"
Me: "Yes."
Idiot: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes.
Idiot: "Well it sounds like you're typing."
Me:"Oh I'm doing that too."
Idiot:"Oh." *pause* "You can do that?"

Comments

[vees.livejournal.com]

Not only can most of us "young people" do that, we can be typing and talking about two disparate topics, much like I am doing right now.

[smileydee.livejournal.com]

Can you teach that trick to my agents? : )

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Actually, I really can't because typing and talking...wellI was only typing 2 or 3 words. I can barely do tha. Until recently, I didn't have the best talk times. One thing I have done is to make up premade case notes with the steps for most common problems, each on their own sticky. All I have to do is copy, paste and modify as needed for the call.

[marilyth.livejournal.com]

Thinks idiots are funny.

[sunneyone.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i bet he called ripley after he got off the phone with you. ;)

[linkslut.livejournal.com]

likeomgwtf?

You can talk AND type?

Do you have to stop breathing to manage that feat of superhumanness? Don't tell me you can do THREE things at once.

And While I Was Doing That...

[fuego.livejournal.com]

I also...you won't believe this one...I...wow, I can't believe I managed this...at the same time (Even while breathing!) I gave my supervisor a clueless look and shrugged when he asked me a question. So let's see...I was sitting n a chair, looking at a computer screen, typing, talking to the moron, breathing, thinking about the issue at hand, hearing Doug's question, processing the answer and indicating that I didn't know it in 2 non-verbal ways...and I'm sure I blinked a few times...man, I need to sit down.

I Am The Queen Of Multitasking.

[fervid-dryfire.livejournal.com]

Simply astounding.

[fuego.livejournal.com]

yeah. I mean how do you anwswer that? I really wanted to say "Yes, but that's nothing, I can do this while flinging flaming objects rapidly about my person."